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aepicstranger:

thisretrodreamisneverending:

In physics the other day my teacher started having this coughing fit

so he says ‘I THINK SATAN IS CHOKING ME’

and I just went ‘Sorry’ and he stopped coughing

omg I think everyone in my class is terrified now.

i am still laughing at this from like twenty minutes ago

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mcd0nalds:

calmkai:

chanel matte nails yo ✌

ugh omg wanttttt

mcd0nalds:

calmkai:

chanel matte nails yo 

ugh omg wanttttt

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rnassachusetts:

college is thousands of dollars but pizza is only like ten so what is the obvious choice here

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commodore-amiga:

the-page-0f-space:

I fucking love you, BBC.

Is no-one going to comment on the title of the news report?

commodore-amiga:

the-page-0f-space:

I fucking love you, BBC.

Is no-one going to comment on the title of the news report?

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— 1 day ago with 71721 notes

The Seven Shittiest Sins

Greed:I want shit
Envy:I want your shit
Wrath:I'm going to wreck your shit
Lust:I'm into some freaky shit
Gluttony:This is some tasty shit
Sloth:I don't feel like doing shit
Pride:I am the shit
— 2 days ago with 117265 notes

yugoslavic:

i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog 

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— 2 days ago with 96637 notes

sapphrikah:

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

snorlaxlovesme:

so i cleared my throat today and

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and then someone poked me in the side so I laughed

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and THEN I FUCKING SNEEZED

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and that’s what it’s like being on the second day of your period

i hope this has been educational

The accuracy of this post is staggering.

lmfao

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— 2 days ago with 146073 notes

deadlysick:

From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.

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