In physics the other day my teacher started having this coughing fit
so he says ‘I THINK SATAN IS CHOKING ME’
and I just went ‘Sorry’ and he stopped coughing
omg I think everyone in my class is terrified now.
i am still laughing at this from like twenty minutes ago
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college is thousands of dollars but pizza is only like ten so what is the obvious choice here
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I fucking love you, BBC.
Is no-one going to comment on the title of the news report?
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| Greed: | I want shit |
| Envy: | I want your shit |
| Wrath: | I'm going to wreck your shit |
| Lust: | I'm into some freaky shit |
| Gluttony: | This is some tasty shit |
| Sloth: | I don't feel like doing shit |
| Pride: | I am the shit |
i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog
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so i cleared my throat today and
and then someone poked me in the side so I laughed
and THEN I FUCKING SNEEZED
and that’s what it’s like being on the second day of your period
i hope this has been educational
The accuracy of this post is staggering.
lmfao
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From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.
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